Posts tagged i loled
The girl who mutilated the precious brownies
Why do good things never wanna stay?
And just as I am getting used to the sensation, he sits up again and trails a spoonful of ice cream down the center of my body, across my stomach, and into my navel where he deposits a large dollop of ice cream.
Fifty Shades Darker, p. 55.
this is just ridiculous. like, who would want to do this? ice cream is so good.
(via 50shadesofsuck)
(Source: dragracemacros)
(Source: hysterical-blindness, via msknope)
how is this even real.
Outrage!
When teachers give you an assignment and say: “this isn’t the type of assignment you can do the night before it’s due”
(Source: shutyourface09, via juliasegal)
hey what are you doing this weekend you wanna go out into the desert and wear those cool low hanging tank tops that show off our ribcages and make faces like we’re really sad or angry but also like we’re really deep in thought and then we’ll drink beer and maybe you can take your top off because fuck it who cares if we show our bodies who’s gonna see it in the desert and then maybe later we can drive around in an old car listening to old music while you hang your legs out of the passenger side window and maybe i’ll have a bandana on or i’ll paint my face to look like a ghost and then we can smoke like A LOT of cigarettes and get naked in a basement with wood paneling and then go stand in a field when the sun’s low enough and it’ll look like a hipstamatic app but in real life and also we can bring a third person to take a bunch of pictures of it all?
(Source: theidiotking, via claspy)
Welcome to tumblr, Alex
A friend explains the actions of a dude that led her to stop seeing said dude.
