The girl who mutilated the precious brownies

Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby... or a college student with time on her hands.

Dec 14, 2009 8:08pm

James Franco on General Hospital

CREAM

Dec 8, 2009 3:33am

Pot vs meth

This is insane. Thank you, Current.

Dec 3, 2009 4:15pm

rileyanne:

indierawk: (via peopleasplaces) (via isko)

ginobambino:

gtfomom:

spazzkid:

Evolution of the hipster. lol

via popculture-and-i:notso-darling:fizzzzy:amandakaychicago:sokeepthefaith

You gotta love Paste.

<3 teh free CD samplers.

Took me a minute to figure out it was the same two people.

Nov 27, 2009 2:01am

fuckyeahladygaga:

Little Bad Romance!

So cute!

I don’t know how to feel about this.

Nov 23, 2009 4:42pm

A fast food flow chart

Beautifully done, but I prefer McDonald’s when I’m drunk and Taco Bell when I’m high.

Nov 17, 2009 4:45am

“ Sitting by the window in my beautiful new apartment, listening to Oasis on my record player with my two cats. So Peaceful. So happy:) ” - Lea Michele’s twitter. Way to steal my future.

Nov 16, 2009 3:59am

"Lesbians are still two and half times more likely to have had at least one pregnancy than their heterosexual peers."

Uhhhh what?

Nov 8, 2009 4:06am

thingsyoucantdocokedup:

GROUP THERAPY

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. How the fuck did Freud put up with this shit? Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up…

Oct 27, 2009 1:29am

Oh, Tariq. DO ME.

Oct 27, 2009 1:18am

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

sexmusic:

break you off // the roots

This is my number one boner jam.This song makes me think vile thoughts. This version takes a bit too long to get going tho.

Oct 18, 2009 4:25am

tweets from tonight in chronological order

rileyanne:

Sean: I could go to sleep right now and this would already be THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER OH MY GOD!!! My friends! Yes!

Chrissy: “I dont want my cashmere to smell like weed.” -undisclosed

Chrissy: “Whoever wins gets to butterknife the other team in the throat. House rules!” -Garrett

Chrissy: “These are my boobs. Wanna touch them? Are you sure?” -Ali

Chrissy: Ali may or may not have peed herself, wants someone to smell for confirmation. Dear god.

Chrissy: A piece of cake jumped out of the pan and smacked me in the face.

Chrissy: ”He plays Chopin in my vagina.” -undisclosed

McGhee: REALLY GOOEEAD FRIDAY! Yupp.

Chrissy: Lovely lovely lovely.

McGhee: it ws all a dream use to read whut up magazine.. loveee purchase.

Riley (me): Purchase rave central. I love parties at this apartment, they’re always so perfect.

Chrissy: Listening to old school Snoop with freshmen rolling a blunt. Whyyyyyyyyy

Chrissy: Theyre unironically recording a rap album. KILL ME.

McGhee: at a rave like party for richieq its absolutely insaneee! everyone got a dance partner but me still fun

Janeen: in my room, chilling with chrissy, while we eat our respective boxes of cheese-itz.

Riley: Sophia is having a GREAT greek easter.

Chrissy: Random girl in Big Haus: “Do you think I can show my face in public after tonight? Do you think she/hes bathroom mates will be mad?”

Btw- Andrew’s cashmere, McGhee’s vag.

Sep 17, 2009 12:21am

Steph worked at Dov Charney's favorite AA

Me: Have you seen his peen?
Steph: No, but it's specifically written into the contract that if I do it's NOT sexual harassment. The policy is very loose. I'd have to, like, actually get fondled to kind of have a case.
Me: Didn't you say he touched you once? Wouldn't there have to be like, actual penetration?
Steph: Yeah pretty much.

Sep 1, 2009 3:08pm

“ I need a man who will kill children… ::sings:: not a boy who thinks he caaaaaaaan ” - Stephanie Palmer (about Star Wars, of course)

Sep 1, 2009 3:00pm

“ She went black… now she has to reap what she sowed. ” - Stephanie Palmer (about Gillian)

Sep 1, 2009 2:40pm

thisiswhyyourefat:

Taco Burger

A Jack in the Box taco stuffed inside a Jumbo Jack Burger with Cheese.

(Submitted by Ajay)

Mmmmmmmmm

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